Dear “New Found Asshole” (Congrats on finding it, by the way, I found mine years ago but I’m sure you’re very proud.)
Oh, where do I start…
I’ll start with the beginning. “Dear ‘Females’” (um, why is females in quotes? Are you questioning their genitals, or… really I don’t understand.)
Bro-tip: If you refer to a person as a “female”, you come off as a complete douche. It shows you have no respect for women.Next up, “When you get a great guy, you ignore him, call him your best friend or some shit like that…” Sorry, but if I call someone my best friend, that does NOT mean I’m ignoring them! It means I have a lot of respect for them, and deeply value our friendship. If you think that a girl calling you her best friend is the same thing as ignoring you, you clearly are a shitty friend.
Sorry to break this to you, Nice Guy, but she’s allowed to sleep with (or not sleep with) whoever she pleases. She doesn’t owe you anything. And you were never a “Good Guy” if you believe she does.
Sincerely,
People everywhere who are fed up with “Nice Guys”(photo submitted by iowrado, thanks!)
Nice guys often come up as true assholes. At least those “bad guys” are honest about it lol (talking about self experience).
